What is sleep?

This stupid term paper would be significantly easier if I didn’t have to fit a minimum of 11 full-sized paragraphs (which include a minimum of 23 quotes!) into a maximum of six measly pages with 1” margins, 12 pt font, and 2.0 spacing.

I figured instead of continuously working on it, I’d bitch about it on Tumblr as a reward for being halfway done.

nosleepformetonightyayayayayay.

Yo term paper!

… Large iced latte, 5 shots of espresso. lEt’S fUcKiNg DaNcE.

You know what that means: fuck AP English term papers and go to bed.